1. xehyun:

    when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

    " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

    (Source: hideiwa, via tyleroakley)

     
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  3. sctot:

    i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

    (via yolksandcyborgs)

     
  4. theonion:

    Editorial Cartoon | Vampire Diaries

     
  5. humansofnewyork:

    Her daughter was standing next to me while I took the photo. “Mom won’t stop smoking cigarettes” she said. “And she loves to speed. Speed, speed, speed. If you’re going anywhere with her, she makes you run to keep up.”

     
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  7. edens-blog:

    wkdart:

    iamtonysexual:

    andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

    onlylolgifs:

     People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

    looks fun

    makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

    ASDFK

    MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

    not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

    step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

    step 2. somehow get upwind

    step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

    step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

    step 5. ?????????

    step 6. profit 

    (via tyleroakley)

     
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  9. humansofnewyork:

    "What’s your son’s greatest superpower?"
    "His heart."
    "What’s your dad’s greatest superpower?"
    "He can fly."

     
  10. yyuks:

    w0l0w1zard:

    fitandhealthyforlifee:

    friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon:

    Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding up this banner during Midnight Madness. Two other brave souls had a banner on the other side for a while before some jerk started playing tug or war with them over it. This was taken before we got booed at by 10,000 people and police escorted from the stadium. 

    How screwed up are people to boo at this? 

    Let’s keep reposting this. Rapists should be charged.

    how is sport more important than the lives of women?
    like honestly baffling

    (Source: goforthandagitate, via illbeuneven)

     

  11. dennys:

    Need a sweet costume idea for Halloween?! Here’s a few good ones! Don’t worry, all they’ll cost you is friendship.

    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Eggs
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Pancakes
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Vampire
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Winston Churchill
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Bacon
    - Mt. Rushmore
    - Bacon

     

  12. armadillo:

    when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

    image

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  13. trepanties:

    steampunkscarecrow:

    meister-maka:

    pantyslime:

    please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

    Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

    or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

    Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

    (via mythoughtfulmind)

     
  14. thecarvingwitch:

    It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

    (Source: katara, via tyleroakley)

     
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