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  3. dennys:

    diner poetry with michael

     
  4. thesonicscrew:

    GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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  5. cakejam:

    adobe-outdesign:

    sociallychallengednerd:

    what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

    http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

    wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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  6. xfullcanvasx:

    "fight me you bitch"

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  7. stunningpicture:

    Look at the amazing stonework on this fireplace.

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  8. yourroyalpenis:

    gaezedkriel:

    keylimepie:

    accountant-in-a-can:

    punkrockluna:

    bubblegum-momoi-satsuki:

    gouthesupermanager:

    flameoflight:

    well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

    heruut:

    i-aint-even-bovvered:

    songofages:

    Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

    I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

    You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

    Average American Grading Scale:
    A+- 97-100
    A - 94-96
    A- - 90-93
    B- 80-89
    C- 70-79
    D- 60-69
    F- 59 and under

    And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
    A - 100-93
    B - 92-85
    C - 84-78
    D - 77-70
    F - 69 and below

    Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

    No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

    UK Grading Scale

    100-70: A

    69-60: B

    59-50: C

    49-40: D

    Below 40: F

    next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

    i’m gonna remind you

    that our “average” is your “A”

    Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.
    Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

    And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

    I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

    File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.

    Sorry for the language but yeah this is basically me rn with math

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  9. merylstreeptease:

    It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

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  10. spenceromg:

    Nothing gives me more anxiety

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  11. ryanpanos:

    Theater Series | Hiroshi Sugimoto | Socks Studio

    Starting in the late 1970s, Hiroshi Sugimoto took pictures of cinemas interiors and drive-ins with the aim of encapsulate the whole lenght of a movie in a single shot. He left the camera shutters open throughout the running of a movie and the glowing screen of the cinemas was left as a trace on each take. A somehow uncanny light resonates in the dark cinema halls. At a further glance, this central light ethereally underlines the rich architectural details of the theater interiors. You might want to confront Sugimoto’s work with Michael Wesely’s, a photographer that uses to take photographs featuringi  3 years long exposures: read “The passing of time“, (on Socks).

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  13. cokeflow:

    asshairs:

    PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

    someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

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  14. mydrunkkitchen:

    iguanamouth:

    current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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    Too true

     
  15. zipping:

    stay fierce

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