1. tastefullyoffensive:

    Tattoo Fails [via]

    Previously: Chinese Tattoo Mistakes

    That last one speaks to me

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  2. jamtards:

    in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight

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  3. I was tagged by pissedoff-pansexual

    Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least ten followers.

    Name: Matthew

    Nickname: Matt, Matty

    Birthday: January 18th

    Gender: Male

    Sexuality: Straight up hardcore!!!!

    Height: 5’9 AND A HALF 

    Time Zone: Matty Time (which is Arizona)

    What time and date is it there: 7:11PM, Aug. 30th, 2014

    Average hours of sleep: 6-7

    OTPs: Me and Ellie Goulding

    The last thing I googled was: “volkswagen jetta reliability”

    First word that comes to mind: butts

    Last thing I said to a family member: “can someone please pass the ketchup please?”

    One place that makes me happy and why: my car. I love driving around. I find it relaxing. 

    How many blankets I sleep under: one to none in the summer, two in the winter. 

    Favorite beverage: sweet tea

    The last movie I watched in the cinema was: Guardians of the Galaxy

    Three things I can’t live without: God’s everlasting love, my iPhone, MoezArt 

    Something I plan on learning: Becoming a teacher and stage managing. 

    A piece of advice to all my followers: Give someone you love a hug cuz tbh hugs are the best

    You Have To Listen To: I’ll Hold My Breath/Believe Me by Ellie Goulding (youtube em because they’re only available in the UK -__-)

    I tag: Everyone who reads this cuz Im too lazy to actually tag people #dedication 

     
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  5. dajo42:

    laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

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  6. theredmatinee:

    wake me up

    (Source: ingyenkredit, via mythoughtfulmind)

     
  7. brightchimeradragon:

    just-bx:

    Just SCience

    IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON

    (Source: emedemabri, via ihadafishoncebutitdied)

     
  8. varysbueller:

    tinyredbird:

    reallyreallife:

    EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

    Dog baby

    Eric forgot what puppies are...

    OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

    (via ihadafishoncebutitdied)

     
  9. Out of all the states I’ve been to, Arizona is still my favorite. #Arizona #Likecomeon #Aintnobodygottimeforthis

     

  10. elimin8theimpossible:

    cricsyxo:

    divinedorothy:

    egotastical:

    divinedorothy:

    bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

    how the frick do you cheat at jenga

    ask a lesbian

    image

    this is never not funny

    (via ihadafishoncebutitdied)

     
  11. ihadafishoncebutitdied:

    bookjunkie26:

    samswittyusername:

    alangwiggy:

    madmothmiko:

    acolytejezebel:

    Impossible!!

    How do you even…. ?

    This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

    The one on the right is a true work of art

    THEATRE

    AH YES THEATRE

    WAIT HOW DOES THE CROWN JUST POP UP

    (Source: wannopvalentine)

     

  12. brttny32194:

    but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

    (Source: brittany-32194, via crybaby2005)

     
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  14. sciencetoastudent:

    thepageofhopes:

    signifi-cunt:

    liberalsarecool:

    One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut.

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct.

    And people wonder and complain when I am “down” on sports.

    (via ihadafishoncebutitdied)

     
  15. sarahseeandersen:

    An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.