1. liamfx:

    staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
    me: here’s $10.00
    me: keep the change 
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    (Source: liamfx, via tyleroakley)

     

  2. frogcore:

    i was not born a boy or a girl i was born a large fighter plane with an impressive wingspan and deadly nuclear missiles

    (via yolksandcyborgs)

     
  3. tyleroakley:

    Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

    ICONIC.

    Wow.

    (Source: asiansaint)

     

  4. phlynn:

    remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

    (via crybaby2005)

     
  5. bluegrassorangesky:

    found two kitties cuddling by the sea

    this is more romantic than anything i’ve ever done in my life

    (Source: jingledink, via crybaby2005)

     

  6. callmekitto:

    physically i would describe myself as a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture with a vague “enhhh” noise

    (via tyleroakley)

     
  7. sageruto:

    i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

    (Source: ghostruto, via tyleroakley)

     
  8. bitchiel:

    justaddtommy:

    i think we’re out of ink

    have you tried turning it on and off again

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  9. zac-afron:

    “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

    (Source: fruitpunchg, via tyleroakley)

     
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  14. the-wumbo-jumbo:

    tomatogami:

    im sorry but i only listen to real music

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    I was born in the wrong time. I wish I was around so I could see them live.

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  15. pissedoff-pansexual said: HEYYYYYYY!

    1. First impression:

    "Who’s this creep following me?"

    2. Truth is: 

    I drank a bunch of knock-off vitamin waters from sprouts and now I have to pee. 

    3. How old do you look: 

    iDK! ARE YOU MAN?! ARE YOU WOMAN?! ARE YOU A MIXTURE OF BOTH?! HMMM MMM mmM You’re like a GENDER COCKTAIL!

    4. Have you ever made me laugh: 

    Numerous times. I still have screenshots from our WATER BUFFALO CONVERSATION. HASHTAG: PURE GOLD

    5. Have you ever made me mad: 

    HOW?! We are literally polar opposite in political views (among other things) and WE ARE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD. WHY THE FRICKITY FRACK ARE WE NOT IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING?! GIVE US A SHIP!!!

    6. Best feature:

    Your hair. It is like an EXPLOSION of EVER CHANGING…ness.

    7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 

    I had a crush on both you and Isaac cuz I desperately wanted to meet you both cuz you’re both DREAMBOAT HUMANS. 

    8. You’re my: weird, wacky liberal friend WHO’S FACE DONT MAKE NO SENSE. 

    9. Name in my phone: Chian. That’s how Brielle spelled it and she knows EVERYTHING. 

    10. Should you post this too? I mean…if you want to post it again just for kicks and giggles but you dont have to.