1. paxamdayum:







    So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

    Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

    His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.


    imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

    whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

    (via treythehuman)


  2. lifeisjustbe:


    My sister and I used to get random “I love you” or “what’s up” text messages from our mom at like 3/4AM. We thought it was weird and funny because she goes to bed at like 10PM. So my sister asked my mom why that was and my mom responded, “Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking of you guys.”

    Yes. This is the mother I want to be

    (via illbeuneven)


  3. sharhk:

    did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

    (via illbeuneven)

  4. shitjimmyshoots:

    Abandoned Plantation Estate 

    Virginia (2014)

    Jimmy O’Donnell

    (via mythoughtfulmind)


  5. calibornsbottomwhore:

    im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

    *democrats…politicians in general tbh

    (Source: calibornsmainsqueeze, via illbeuneven)


  6. armadillo:

    when your friends do something cool without youimage

    (via tyleroakley)

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  8. humansofnewyork:

    "One of the magical things about theater is that it gathers a crowd of people in a quiet space, and each member of the audience gets to see how people respond differently to the different things being said on stage. The person next to you will laugh at something that you’d never think of laughing at, and you’ll get a glimpse into all the different ways of viewing the world. Unfortunately, so much theater today is less nuanced. It gives you a large dose of one way of thinking, in hopes of getting as many of the same type of people into the theater as possible."

    (via ihadafishoncebutitdied)

  9. (Source: idreamofjimmy)

  10. secondstartotherightxo:


    Walt and Lillian Disney


    (via mydrunkkitchen)

  11. 4gifs:

    Shark display prank. [video]

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via tyleroakley)

  13. Tagged #cat

  14. vergen:

    randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

    (via tyleroakley)

  15. 2-shane-s:

    I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo friggin idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the friggin idiot bird getting owned

    (Source: birdsofafeathercolchester, via tyleroakley)