im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
I think my happy is okay with this.
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”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
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Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
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MY BABY
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Oh….
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”As long as I got my suit and tie”
”What is that clipped on?”
”My skin”
This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.
Calm down, Australia. CALM DOWN.
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
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