staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
pissedoff-pansexual said: HEYYYYYYY!
1. First impression:
"Who’s this creep following me?"
2. Truth is:
I drank a bunch of knock-off vitamin waters from sprouts and now I have to pee.
3. How old do you look:
iDK! ARE YOU MAN?! ARE YOU WOMAN?! ARE YOU A MIXTURE OF BOTH?! HMMM MMM mmM You’re like a GENDER COCKTAIL!
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
Numerous times. I still have screenshots from our WATER BUFFALO CONVERSATION. HASHTAG: PURE GOLD
5. Have you ever made me mad:
HOW?! We are literally polar opposite in political views (among other things) and WE ARE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD. WHY THE FRICKITY FRACK ARE WE NOT IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING?! GIVE US A SHIP!!!
6. Best feature:
Your hair. It is like an EXPLOSION of EVER CHANGING…ness.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
I had a crush on both you and Isaac cuz I desperately wanted to meet you both cuz you’re both DREAMBOAT HUMANS.
8. You’re my: weird, wacky liberal friend WHO’S FACE DONT MAKE NO SENSE.
9. Name in my phone: Chian. That’s how Brielle spelled it and she knows EVERYTHING.
10. Should you post this too? I mean…if you want to post it again just for kicks and giggles but you dont have to.