1. haemus:

    u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

    (via mydrunkkitchen)

     

  2. artemisfowlstolemysoul:

    Being a nice person is so fun

    Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

    Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

    There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

    (via tyleroakley)

     
  3. cyborglovesong:

    Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

    (via tyleroakley)

     
  4. mythoughtfulmind:

    Lol…”I’m serious, kid…DON’T. DON’T MESS WITH ME. HEY! STOP.”

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

     
  5. mythoughtfulmind:

    4gifs:

    When I get a compliment. [video]

    Yup.

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

     
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  7. mythoughtfulmind:

    biomorphosis:

    To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.

    "Incredibly hygenic…" SEE. EVERYONE, THIS IS THE PET. FOR. ME.

     
  8. Me at pretty much everything.

    (Source: artballin, via pissedoff-pansexual)

     
  9. worldofthecutestcuties:

    I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

    (via pissedoff-pansexual)

     
  10. hhantu:

    franfrancatman:

    My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

    i cant believe your mom is a fish

    (via pissedoff-pansexual)

     

  11. abomasnow:

    hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

    (via pissedoff-pansexual)

     

  12. just-a-little-stump:

    trauntwave:

    a transgender person has a child

    they are now transparent

    I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

    (via tyleroakley)

     
  13. bublog:

    This is the first time I met BUB, right before taking her home.

    Three years later, despite all odds, BUB has relearned how to walk, run and jump, written a book, starred in her own movie and TV special, and has raised close to $200,000 for animals in need. To celebrate, I’ll be posting the BEST of BUB for the next couple weeks. It will rule.

    GOOD JOB BUB

     
  14. dennys:

    wilbertweed:

    "Give me as much whipped cream as you can without getting fired"

    leaning tower of creamza

     
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