Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie."
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
Sometimes life gets pretty rough. Sometimes life is pretty great. We all go through highs and lows in life. Literally. Everyone has. Not a single person has ever (or will ever) had it easy. Nor will they always have it rough. But what’s so great about these trials is we get to praise God through them all!
When times are tough, we draw closer to God. Depending on His wisdom and mercy and love to guide us and comfort us. And ultimately, we glorify Him and He will glorify us!
When times are great and life seems dandy, this is yet another time to glorify God! Thanking Him for showing us His generosity and love.
In all of life’s circumstances we should always praise and glorify God! Because ultimately, it’s not our will being done on earth, it’s His!
I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.