the thoughts of matty

whatever is rambling around in my head
Chelsea’s kitchen with @littlechef17 and @juliecupcakex. Julie and I just ordered fries and Arnold palmers. Courtney ordered some hippie salad. Wadda weirdo.  #sophisticated #american #fat #theonepercent #lol #notreally  (at Chelsea’s Kitchen)

Chelsea’s kitchen with @littlechef17 and @juliecupcakex. Julie and I just ordered fries and Arnold palmers. Courtney ordered some hippie salad. Wadda weirdo. #sophisticated #american #fat #theonepercent #lol #notreally (at Chelsea’s Kitchen)

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

kawaiirubbish:

kawaiisquad:

Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?

probably “g’day mate!”

it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia

(via houseofmachines)

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

(via decomposinghouses)

thiscityishaunted:

my dad’s decided he’s going to repaint our vw sometime soon and my brother keeps suggesting brown… i will cry so much if we end up with a brown campervan :(((((

thiscityishaunted:

my dad’s decided he’s going to repaint our vw sometime soon and my brother keeps suggesting brown… i will cry so much if we end up with a brown campervan :(((((