Inspirational Hipster Matty

deep, meaningful quote from Matty

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

(Source: handaxe, via lindseyhuber)

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